(M. Starr/Al Yankovic)



The white stuff...the white stuff



The first one was a sweet one

Second one was a blast

Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast

You can see 'em in my teeth

Tell it when I talk

Had so many my pancreas just went into shock



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I love the white stuff baby

In the middle of an Oreo

I love the white stuff baby

It's the most delicious thing I know



I've had a zillion or two

In my life, they're so right

My teeth are all rotted clear thruough

But who cares? Whaat else am I supposed to do?



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Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo

Oh oh oh oh oh, the white stuff

Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo

What's in the middle? The white stuff



The first time that I tried it

Got a big sugar buzz

Nothing gets me high as that sandwich cookie does

But I love the filling most

I rub it on my roast

Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast



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Might get a pimple or two

Well, so what? It's all right

Now Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do

All I need...You know what it is



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