You can't take a joke

You don't drink no coke

You'll scream if ya get a poke

You are a sensitive bloke



You don't have no dreams

Of fellas or lightning beams

You're slack, well so it seems

And you don't like baked beans



You gotta take a ride on the wild side

You gotta take a ride on the wild side

Oh oh oh oh, yeah yeah yeah...........



You're handbag aint wide

You cry if someone's crucified

It's just yesterday since you cried

Gee, you'd think someone died..



You gotta take a ride on the wild side

You gotta take a ride on the wild side

Oh oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah...........



You' spent a weekend with me

And it was just too mild

But since you've been with me

You've turned just a little more wild!!



You took a ride on the wild side

You took a ride on the wild side

Oh oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah...



I know you've turned more hype

But still you're not my type.........



The wild side!

On the wild side!

The crazy, the lazy, the one and only

WILD SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah............