Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important
differences
Between human beings and animals that you should
know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince
would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet
you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting
two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it
rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my
Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like
Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight
Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery
Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery
Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows
where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down
in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your
ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, be five
you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an
automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time"
you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both
watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery
Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery
Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery
Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery
Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery
Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery
Channel
Gettin' horny now