I went to the hospital asked for a general check

The doctor said yes and started to stick needles into my back

They sucked out all my blood made me piss into a glass

I was connected to machines for thousands of tests what a gas!

Now I'm still lying in my hospital bed feeling the pain

And my little flame of life is left standing in the rain

The nurse over me looks like a monster out of the drain

An nobody knows what I've got so they test me again



Your brain can fool your body

It makes you feel the pain even when you're not ill