We're professional punkers we come from the suburbs

After 15 years we're still having fun

Now we're over 30 not looking so pretty at least we got a beat up accordian

That's Erik our drummer his fathers a plumber

He drank enough booze to get rhode island drunk

Now sober but smelly he's got one big belly

From living the good life provided by punk

Singin Singin Singin

Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong

Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 we're doin just fine

Hefe's not satanic he's one hip hispanic

He grew up with one dozen cousins and kin

He wears baggy pants he know how to break dance

You've seen him do every impersonation

That Melvin on six string some tell me I can't sing

Oh I think you can just don't do it round me

Stick with what you know

Playing guitar solo with hetson and watt in punk karaoke

Singin Singin Singin

Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong

Gimmie some push pills I'll sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 we're doin just fine

My name is Fat Mike I'm obsessed with big lesbians

I've been a punk rocker for most of my life

I sing kinda flat I'm not really so fat

But that's how I hit em with hook or a slice

I'm Kent I do sound look his getting so round

I'm Timmy the Turtle he counts as he clicks

I'm Jay I don't care someone please cut his hair

I'm Limo from Scotland so give me haggis

Singin Singin Singin

Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong

Gimmie some push pills I'll sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine we're over 30 we're doin just fine

Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong

Gimmie some push pills I'll sing you this song

We a quaalide or chop we a line we're pushin 40 we're doin just fine

Give me a casual, pass me a bong,

Give me Glenlivet I'll sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine

If you take the low road then I'll take the high