Oh I get drunk most every night

Seems like all we do is fight

The more I drink

The less I feel blue

Sometimes I feel like an awful fool

Spendin' my life on an old bar stool

And yes I guess they oughta name a drink after you



If this date were to be our last

I'd never sit down this glass

It'd take all the booze in the world

To forget you

You've left my heart a vacant lot

I'll fill it with another shot

And yes I guess they oughta name a drink after you



Looks like I had my fill

Guess I better pay my bill

When I started out I only meant to have a few

Someone just said that you left town

I better get a double round

And yes I guess they oughta name a drink after you