Hey!!! well talk to me whisper in my ear

Be quiet don't let anyone else hear

Talk to me whisper in my ear

Be quiet don't let anyone else hear



Don't you think they want me for it

Can't you see they arrested me for it

I just hope they don't need me for it

Birds and bees will soon be falling now



We found out we found out we found out



Wrong direction silly alien

Made a promise to a young man

Wrong direction silly alien

Made a promise to a young man



Don't you think they want me for it

Can't you see they arrested me for it

I just hope they don't need me for it

Birds and bees will soon be falling now



We found out we found out we found out



We all love we are not proud of

That we all wish we had a silly hat

We all love we are not proud of

That we all wish we had a silly hat



Don't you think they want me for it

Can't you see they arrested me for it

I just hope they don't need me for it

Birds and bees will soon be falling now



Jonny and clyde will dance with me for it

Sarah and eileen would kiss me for it

Sue and joanne will kill me for it

Richard and larry will pay a lot for it

Malcolm and alan might have drugged me for it

Mummy and daddy will love me for it