why do people always wanna know about Richter

what i do at home, how much i really smoke

if i really got as many bongs as i claim

if my bark's about drinkin just a game

well listen up



drinkin vodka blue lable smiroff on the rocks

wishin i had my sack but I left it a Pak's

vape rips got me trippin shit I almost got lost

walkin' up to my own crib comin from the garage

but the night aint over yet i got places to go

hit the bar to get faded but i needed some more

i told him make sure its mean but when he brought my bag of green

it was the B.C. so i only got phaze know what i mean

if you don't thats new lingo a phazers an eighth

i don't get more than an eighth if there ain't crip out on

the plate, new saying its not crip doesn't mean that it aint kind

it just means the herb you got aint' close to half as good as mine

thats right the truth hurts but not as bad as the dirt,

comin up through your throat when you choke and thats my word,

damn that shit burns i don't even like to think , about the cottonmouth

you'd suffer if you didn't have a drink.



cause these are the types of things i do

and these are the types of tales i tell

people ask me if i smoke i say i do

and the smoke i exhale got that chronic smell



wake up when i want cause thats the life i lead

out every night takin trips every week

hangin out with my peeps just livin the life

only smokin outta glass while you hittin metal pipes

international flights passport gettin filled

you know the show'll be tight if KMK's on the bill

punk rock hip hop pits never seem to stop

when the crowds gettin tired its their heads that bob

i got a job but i aint callin it work

gettin paid to smoke herb aint work its absurd

kottonmouth kings taken over this millennium

suburban noize family i know you will be feelin em

comin out your stereo or seein us on stage

leavin thousands astonished leavin ladies in a daze

people shocked and amazed the weak hearted seem to faint

when they take one hit off of Johnny Richter's dank

cause i keep goin continuously flowin

like the wrappers on my condoms people say that i am golden

flowin like my hydro when i wow those near and far

i'd rather have 10 pounds of chronic then a fancy fuckin car



cause these are the types of things i do

and these are the types of tales i tell

people ask me if i smoke i say i do

and the smoke i exhale got that chronic smell



stumble in the front door throw my jacket on the ground

looked left looked right shit i looked all around

the house was all quiet didn't hear a single sound

grabbed a bottle of bacardi and proceeded to pound

about a quarter way through bout 11:32

headed to Del Taco cause i need to get some food

if not im gonna puke and i dont want that

shouldn't of drank 20 beers shouldn't have smoked 10 bt's

couldn't relax that is my stomach of course

shit was comin up fast and it was chargin with force

flew past my vocal cords quickly approaching my teeth

throwin up every color red yellow orange green

there it was for me to see right in front of my eyes

a burrito two tacos and my chili cheese fries

now there's a lesson to learn if you listen right here

beer liquor never sicker liquor beer you in the clear



cause these are the types of things i do

and these are the types of tales i tell

people ask me if i smoke i say i do

and the smoke i exhale got that chronic smell