Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb.



Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind:

He wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't have a dime.

He finds the one he likes and they cut him quite a deal.

A two carat solitaire but neither one's real.

Picks up the payphone, puts it to his ear.

Calls his chick, collect and says: