By David Allan Coe



Dedication: They told me George Jones was full of whiskey and he couldn't sing anymore. They said he was skinny and sickly looking and he was through. I told 'em he was one of my best friends and whiskey could never make Gorge Jones quit singing. George was on the wagon when we done this song but he sings like he wishes he had a drink.



LAST WEEK HE SPENT HIS WHOLE PAY CHECK ON WHISKEY



I KNOW FRIDAY NIGHT HE'LL DO IT ALL AGAIN



OH HE'LL DRINK TILL HE FALLS DOWN



THEN HE'LL ORDER ONE MORE ROUND



AND THEN GO HOME WITH THAT BOTTLE IN HIS HAND







AND THE ONLY THING I CAN HOLD ON TO



IS THIS BOTTLE IN MY HAND



I KNOW ILL NEVER HAVE TO SHARE IT



WITH ANY OTHER MAN



IM SO GLAD YOU INTRODUCED US



AND ILL DO THE BEST I CAN



TO BE FAITHFUL TO THIS BOTTLE IN MY HAND







SHE TOLD GEORGE THAT CHANGING DIAPERS



COULD SURE BECOME A DRAG



AND TO CLEAN THE HOUSE AND COOK FOR HIM



WAS NOT HER KIND OF BAG



SHE SAID SHE NEEDED SOMEONE



WHO WOULD LOVE AND UNDERSTAND



THEN SHE LEFT HIM WITH THAT BOTTLE IN HIS HAND











AND THE ONLY THING I CAN HOLD ON TO



IS THIS BOTTLE IN MY HAND



I KNOW ILL NEVER HAVE TO SHARE IT



WITH ANY OTHER MAN



IM SO GLAD YOU INTRODUCED US



AND ILL DO THE BEST I CAN