It must have rained two weeks last summer

When the ice cream man cancelled it was such a fuckin' bummer

We were floating down the streets lying naked in a raft

I was honing and practicing my love making craft

I was honing it

And I held ya



When the weather man said he couldn't grant us a reprieve

You were gettin' on my nerves and I wanted you to leave

Well you test me every day you're like a bug up my nose

I swear I'm gonna leave you, but you keep me on my toes

On my toes

Let me hold you



Well you're the one for me I can't leave you

You nasty little bitch I ain't ever gonna free ya

With the lipstick and the passion and the power and the blood

I'm gonna keep you as my hostage in this neverending flood

In this flood



If it rings and it's your mother, then I'll fill it full of buckshot

If the sun comes up tomorrow, then I guess I'll take your cuffs off

When you wiggle from the pain, I like the way you twist your spine

It's special moments like these that let me know that you're mine

I know you're mine

Let me hold ya



Well you're the one for me I can't leave you

You nasty little bitch I ain't ever gonna free ya

With the lipstick and the passion and the power and the blood

I'm gonna keep you as my hostage in this neverending flood

In this flood



My love is like a fire, I guess you'd call it two-fisted

Some people say I'm sick they don't understand I'm twisted

Don't let the bruises scare your friends

We can cover them with make-up

You know I'll always love you

You'll always be my buttercup

You'll be my buttercup

Let me hold ya



Well you're the one for me I can't leave you

You nasty littl