Lyrics/music: Justin Sane)



You're walking down the street in the middle of the day

The sun is shinning brightly everything is quite ok

But then you hear this song, it makes you stop and yell out, "HEY!"

You might think that it is...



BUT THIS IS NOT A CRASS SONG !



You might think that it is but I'm telling you it ain't!

Although I will admit it sounds like something they might write

It's a happy little ditty makes you stop and move you're feet

You might think that this is...



BUT THIS IS NOT A CRASS SONG!



Masterpieces don't usually get written in a minute

But this one took just seconds or even less time to pen it

But don't be too amazed, 'cause it's just got one verse and chantin'

Your might think that this is...



Ahh...right...it's not a crass song is it?



The guitar riff is real savage and it ain't on all that on time

The vocals are so Cockney that they may just blow your mind

And it's got made up words like "icklee", "zicklee", "vin", and "plime"

You might think that this is...



NO! NO! THIS IS NOT A CRASS SONG!



We like to play it in the morning like to play it in the night

Do yourself a favor matey, sing it instead of starting fights

After only just one verse I'm telling you you'll feel all right

You might think that this is...



BUT THIS IS NOT A CRASS SONG!



Play it when you're walking, walking down the street

Play it when you're riding on your bike or on your feet

Doesn't really matter 'cause it's really really neat

You might think that this is...



AAAAHHHHHHHHHH...



Sing it to your mommy, sing it to your dad

Sing it to your new girl friend or the one you just had...

Hello...Hello Im from England right? I love the Teletubbies!!!! Teletubbies is my favorite show...hello? anybody there right? Hello?