May I have your attention please (2x)

Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up

I repeat, will the Real Slim Shady please shut up

We're going to have a problem here



Y'all act like you've never heard a white person before

His rhymes are a bore

Punk kid trying to be hardcore

But Marshall Mathers is back worse than before

Making us snore

Whining in the microphone

It's the return of the... oh, wait, no wait... you're a fool

You didn't pay money for this cd, did you?

And Dr. Dre did..

EVERYTHING you idiot!!!

Without Dre's help you're as good as dead

The world's had enough of Eminem

Chici, Chici. Even his girlfriend's cheating on him

Look at him, walking around, living off Dre,

acting so cool, but he's really kind of weak though

Little Twit blasted me on his new cd, why?

Beause I turned him down for a date. (He he)

As for the question of who came first?

Was it Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst?

I'm sorry Slim, but this is going to hurt.

They both came closer than you ever will, jerk!



Your song is on my nerves (2x)

You're kind of lucky, because you got more fame than you deserve.

That is the message that I deliver to little kids.

You can become famous, and never know what talent is.

Of course they're going to like you, of course they do.

You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on "Silver Spoons."

You ain't nothin' but a product,

Package to be bought up

You know, a year from now, you won't be thought of.

So, you write about dead animals and cannibals.

Some day you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals.

There's a million women, just like me,

who think like me, that all can see,

that Slim Shady is jus