I eat filet mignon seven times a day.

My bathtub's filled with Perrier.

What can I say?

This is the life!



I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood.

I hire somebody to chew my food.

I'm an upwardly mobile dude.

This is the life!



They say that money corrupts you,

But I can't really tell.

I got the whole world at my feet,

And I think it's pretty swell.



I got women lined up outside my door.

They've been waitin' there since the week before.

Who could ask for more?

This is the life!



You're dead for a real long time.

You just can't prevent it.

So if money can't buy happiness,

I guess I'll have to rent it.



Yeah, every day I make the front page news.

No time to pay my dues.

I got a million pairs of shoes.

This is the life!



I got a solid gold Cadillac.

I make a fortune while I sleep.

You can tell I'm a living legend,

Not some ordinary creep.



No way, I'm the boss. The Big Cheese.

Yeah, I got this town on its knobby little knees.

I can do just what I please.

This is the life!



That's right, I'm the king. Number One.

I buy monogrammed Kleenex by the ton.

I pay the bills, I call the shots,

I grease the palms, I buy the yachts.



One thing I can guarantee.

The best things in life, they sure ain't free.

It's such a thrill just to be me.

This is the life!

This is the life