Need to find me a woman with a Mercedes-Benz

Need to find me a woman who's got rich friends

I need something to fall back on

Just in case nobody likes this song

Need to find me a woman with a Cadillac

Need to find me a woman who can scratch my back

I need something to fall back on

Just in case I don't make a hit out of this song

Need to find a way to make you smile

If I keep drinkin'... by 25 I'll die

I need something to calm me down

Just in case you're not always around

Need to find a way to be a part of your life

I should throw away my guitar and buy a suit and tie

I need something to last my whole life long

So I think I'll rely on this song

On this song