On the Skrull home world in a secret laboratory

they modified a chromosome and so begins the story

of a Skrull whose nearly impossible chore

is to battle and defeat the Fantastic Four.

He's Super Skrull--incredible!

He's as geechy as Nietzsche and that's no bull.

Though to us he seems preposterous,

it's really not for us to just

pass a rash judgement on the Super Skrull,

cause his left arm can stretch

like it's made out of plastic:

it's as elastic as Mr. Fantastic.

His right arm's got orange rocks for skin:

from the shoulder down he's as strong as big Ben Grimm.

He can turn one leg invisible,

which really isn't all that practical.

Unless you're extremely gullible

you won't be fooled by Super Skrull.

His other leg is flammable

(the same thing as inflammable):

he crossed his legs and then he learned

his invisible leg could still get burned.

Though his appearance is comical

and raises many questions anatomical,

his features aren't as malleable

as the features of his fellow Skrull.

From his hat down to his shoes

he wears unstable molecules.

He's endorsing RC Cola

and cruising chicks with Arnim Zola.

He's not even possible,

but what the hell, he's Super Skrull!

He can't tie his shoes without an oven mitt,

and he has a hard time finding shirts that fit.

Painfully implausible,

technically impossible.

Socks? He's got a closet full.

His favorite band is Jethro Tull.

He's not just any ordinary Skrull, he's Super Skrull!