Ivan Drever)

Written for and about some of the people who have passed through (and in some cases still reside) at number fifteen, a secret location somewhere in Inverness. Beware you may end up there!



Let me take you up these stairs

Let me introduce you to another world

Let me lead you through these doors

Let me tell you of the stories that they keep



Chorus:

For the crazy, it's a magnet

From a distance, you can sense it

Won't you come on in and view it from this side

Me and Davie, we're not crazy

Was a man here, he was lazy

Come and view the scene from across the great divide



Let me show you where to come

It's an open house where no one has to leave

Where united nations talk

All the many languages they speak



Chorus



We can show you how to dance

We can teach you rhythms right down to your feet

No you won't believe your eyes

When I show you all the secrets that it keeps



Chorus



There is none of us that's mad

It just seems that way when you open up the door

Well it would never make you sad

Cause the people who pass through come back for more