Now there are three steps to heaven

Just listen and you will plainly see

And as I travel on and things go wrong

Just call it steps one, two and three.



The formula for heaven's very simple.

Just follow the rules and you will see

And as I travel on and things go wrong

Just call it steps one, two and three.



Step one, you find a girl to love.

Step two, She falls in love with you

Step three, you kiss and hold her tightly

Yeah! that sure seems like heaven to me