I'm a punk rock prom queen

Brown paper magazine

Hotter than you've ever seen

Everywhere and in between

A ten-ticket thrill ride

Don't ya wanna come inside

A five-star triple-threat

Hardest of the hard to get

No one's little red corvette

Ain't seen nothin' like me yet



But it took 6 whole hours

And 5 long days

4 all your lies to come undone

And those 3 small words

Were way 2 late

'Cause you can't see that I'm the 1



I'm your late-night head rush

Ace-high royal flush

Red velvet orange crush

You just don't impress me much

A glossy double-cover spread

Opened up inside your head

A black-cherry paradise

Half the sugar twice the spice

I don't wanna treat you nice

Come on baby roll the dice



But it took 6 whole hours

And 5 long days

4 all your lies to come undone

And those 3 small words

Were way 2 late

'Cause you can't see that I'm the 1