[spoken:]

ever hear the right wing crazies talk about the jewish conspiracy. and how the jews run the media, and they have all the money, and they pretty much dominate the world. no, well i've heard of it and that would pretty much leave one day of the year when no one else is around to have a whole year of planning of world domination, and that's christmas. merry christmas buddies!



it's christmas eve and you know i am hardly sleeping.

but there are no presents waiting for me on the floor.

it's the one day of the year when i use what my super jewish powers are for. (HEY!)



got introduced to the network at my bar mitzvah.

got my code name and number it's