I can smell the change thats on your hands

Packing up your philips head and honey bear

Brandy danced for you and all your friends

Last night you think you might have left your money there



Good morning now your keys are gone

And the thundercats are on

The papers here, it says its over; kiss your mom



You cant hit a nail straight when youre laughing



Crystal was an unsuccessful blonde

Hasnt been to bed now for a week or two



Organizing closets until dawn

Its lovely how shes always finding things to do



Now Scottys knife is in your hand

And your contacts in the sand

Youre hallucinating in the heat



You cant hit a nail straight when youre laughing



Ninety-seven stitches and a cast

Sixty absent days but what you gonna do

Thought you said those breaks of yours would last

Now go before somebody drops a house on you



Jordan got so mad

He threw his hammer at your head

Sent you home and said hed pick you up at five



You cant hit a nail straight when youre laughing



Keep on playing maybe itll happen dear

I can believe the doctor said hed leave those bbs in your head

But I think he said he thought you shouldnt drive

So call us if you make it there alive