It was a special day at the toys r us

a big croud of people all making a fuss

4,000 in line and don't you know they'll do anything to get a tickle me elmo

the doors flew open people started to scream

as they made a b line for isle 16

punches were thrown stuff began to flow

all because of damn tickle me elmo



tickle me elmo whats the big deal people going crazy they'll lie cheat and steal

tickle me elmo theirs none around I drove 19 hours around the whole damn town and no tickle me elmo

the shelf was empty and the riot began a swat team arrived in a riot van

Grandma fighting by the super nintendo I wish they never made that tickle me elmo

saw a patch of red behind a teddy bear i snatched it up but it was radiant hair



December 24th and hes still a no show theres no such thing as tickle me elmo

tickle me elmo what the hell is the deal people going insane kill kill kill kill

tickle me elmo none to be found until december 26th when there will be millions around of tickle me elmo