now the time is here toilet talk is what is near in an outhouse outside my pad my sense of smell makes me see red my dog takes a drink from the toilet which makes us think toilet!! pizza dinner i went out 20 beers scream and shout now the moment of truth comes in i'll fill that dog from the other end i hope that someday i will find a giant toilet of this kind it's drained with tile and coping and free alva decks for my whole band skate this thing till the break of dawn while corky and tyler pack my bong what's the deal you say it's gay while chicks and jocks they think it's lame.