I didn't drink and I never danced

I couldn't take no club romance

But this floozy had no shame

Libedo torpedo



I was -

too cool to calypso

too tough to tango

too wierd to watusi

too tough to tango

too cool to calypso

too tough to tango

too cool to calypso

too tough to tango



What she did was hard to believe

Libedo torpedo

But by morning I couldn't leave

Libedo torpedo

Picking her up was like falling down the stairs

With her on top of me I couldn't put on any airs



I was -

too cool to calypso

too tough to tango

too wierd to watusi

too tough to tango

too cool to calypso

too tough to tango

too cool to calypso

too tough to tango



At my heart she took careful aim

Libedo torpedo

And you know,that floozy had no shame

Libedo torpedo



I was -

too cool to calypso

too tough to tango

too wierd to watusi

too tough to tango

too cool to calypso

too tough to tango

too wierd to watusi

too tough to tango

too cool to calypso

too tough to tango

too wierd to watusi

too tough to tango

too cool to calypso

too tough to tango

too cool to calypso

too tough to tango