He's 25, hanging out at the high school

Everyone but the butt-rockers knows that aint cool

Got a teen girlfriend and a little mustache

He's got ol' ACDC coming out of his dash

He's got himself a black Trans Am

Well they build 'em much smaller over there in Japan

Beep, beep, beep on Monday

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep on Tuesday

Too many fiestas for Reuben

Yeah he got drunk and he went cruising

That boy is shot

Two gallons of tequila is what he got

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Beep, beep, beep on Wednesday

Beep, beep, beep on Thursday

Beep, beep, beep on Friday

Saturday and Sunday are his days off