Blue lights flashing in my rear-view mirror

The sheriff says, "Boy I should have known it was you

You've got fourteen people in the back of this truck

I've warned you twice and now I'm writing you up."

I said, "Officer, what have I done?"

He smiled and said, "Boy, you're having too much fun."



(Chorus)

Too much fun? What's that mean?

It's like too much money, there's no such thing

It's like a girl too pretty, with too much class

Being too lucky, a car too fast

No matter what they say I've done

I ain't never had too much fun



There was a fight Friday night at the Stumble Inn

Me and ol' Harley just had to join in

Next thing you know we were both seeing stars

They threw us out and closed down the bar

I said, "The Long Branch is open. The night's still young

And we ain't never had too much fun."



(Repeat chorus)



No matter what they say I've done

I ain't never had too much fun

Give me the reins and let me run

'Cause I ain't never had too much fun




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