Casey is an old man who wants to be a teen

He goes to all the dances and they call him cha-cha king

He cha-chas when the band is playin?rock and roll

He tries to keep in time but the beat leaves him cold.

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Because hes too pooped to pop, too old a soul

Hips gettin?weaker when he tries to do the stroll

And every time his feet get to go in one way

Here comes a new dance and its goin?to stray.



Chicks told Casey, You better move man,

This is only a one night stand?br> Casey wasnt in time but he was dancin?awhile

Till a cramp caught his leg and he had to change his style.

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Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo

This might have been fine back in '22

Now, Im gonna give you fellows just a little tip

If you wanna keep your girl youd better get hip

Or, youll be too pooped to pop, too old a soul

You hips are gettin?weaker when youll try to do the stroll

And every time your feet gettin?to go in one way

Here comes a new dance youll be left to stray.