People tell me I'm too high when I'm around

and when I'm not I'm closer to the ground



Well, I do anything whenever I want

and I want to do it here and now

I'm a one-way street, I can't retreat

'cos my mind and I play hide and seek



They want to make a problem out of me

'Cos they want their own problems unseen



My mind's a gallery of memories

I reflect the history

I'm the sort of case of the human race

that people find hard to face



I'm the living wreck, I live in Tooting Bec

I'm the Cosmic Ted spaced out of my head

I'm the living wreck, I live in Tooting Bec

And I'm equal to anyone I've met



I'm the second door on the third floor

If you've got the key then please unlock me



But hey, don´t talk to me, I'm not what you see

I'm not here today, I'm miles away

It's twice as much reality when you're

face to face with history



I'm the living wreck, I live in Tooting Bec

I'm the Cosmic Ted spaced out of my head

I'm the living wreck, I live in Tooting Bec

And I'm equal to anyone I've met



I sing lal, la, la, lal, lal, la, lal, lal, la...



I'm the living wreck, I live in Tooting Bec

I'm the Cosmic Ted spaced out of my head

I'm the living wreck, I live in Tooting Bec

And I'm equal to anyone I've met

I'm the living wreck, I live in Tooting Bec

I'm the Cosmic Ted... spaced out of my head

And I'm better than anyone you've met!



And I sing lal, la, la, lal, lal, la, lal, la...

I sing lal, la, la...



You knoew it feels so good when I reappear

and it's so sad to see yourself

Disappear... I disappear... well, it's too bad.



And I sing