Life is just a bore

It's a drag to leave my door

Guess I'll have to say

I just cry my life away

I'll buy a top hat to brighten up my lonely life

And they can see that I've got the money for the things money brings



Put it on my head and each time I head to bed

Put it in a box near my dirty shoes an socks

(break)

I'll but a top hat to brighten up my lonely life

And they can see that I've got the money for the things money brings



(ad lib dialogue)

I like that top hat

Do you?

Yes

Would you like to buy that?

Of course. How much is that ?

3 pound 6 then please Sir .

Thank you



I'll but a top hat to brighten up my lonely life

And they can see that I've got the money for the things money brings

And until she comes and she brings me happiness

This is what I want , nothing more, nothing less