Trooper McCue, fork or a spoon to finish your soup?

Why do you drive at a hundred and five? Icy hill loop!

Seapod is cool, she goes to school across the lake

Tank talk is cheap, you graze with sheep, you take the cake.



Trooper, you psycho looper [used to be "you're super duper"]

If I even think about it in the store

Be it a poster, an alley coaster

It shows up at my door



Trooper, you psycho looper

If I even think about it in the store

Be it a poster, an alley coaster

It shows up at my door



Green Mountain girl, mind in a whirl, ascends up the hill

Lives on a farm, protects her left arm, tries not to spill

Too fuckin' hip, she throws anyone lip, sets people straight

Always on time, encephalous crime, a crime not to waste



Trooper, you psycho looper

If I even think about it in the store

Be it a poster, an alley coaster

It shows up at my door



Trooper, you psycho looper

If I even think about it in the store

Be it a poster, an alley coaster

It shows up at my door



Trooper McCue, fork or a spoon to finish your soup?

Why do you drive at a seventy-five? Icy hill loop!

Seapod is cool. She goes to school across the lake

Tank talk is cheap, you graze with sheep, you take the cake.



Trooper, you psycho looper

If I even think about it in the store

Be it a poster, an alley coaster

It shows up at my door