This town

This town

Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich

Sealed Tuna Sandwich

With the wrapper glued

It's by baloney on the rack

It goes for 40 cents a whack

It's just a place for us to play

To help us pay

The cost of the tickets back to L.A.

The cost of the tickets back to L.A.

The cost of the tickets back to L.A.



All the people in the Sandwich Town

Think the place is great

What if part of it's crumbling down?

Most of them prob'ly won't be 'round . . .



They'll either be dead

Or moved to San Francisco

(Where everybody thinks they're Heavy Business . . .

But it's just a Tuna Sandwich from another catering service . . .)