When I'm at work, ya, I always rush right home for lunch

So I can check out what's up on the Brady Bunch

And when I'm walking through the front door at night

I gotta see who's winning on The Price is Right, oh



I never dreamed that I'd spend my days

Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays

I need my TV



What's happening in this world, I don't care at all

But it better not pre-empt Monday Night Football

I can't even come up with my own views

I'm taught how to think from the evening news, oh



I never dreamed that I'd spend my days

Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays

I need my TV



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