"How ya doin' girls? Long time, no see.

Listen, I've been to the doctor lately.

Honey, I just spent forty dollars to hear that from that guy?"



My analyst told me

that I was right out of my head.

The way he described it he said,

"You'd be better off dead

than alive."

I didn't listen to his jive.

I knew all along he was all wrong,

and I knew that he thought I was crazy,

but you know I'm not. Oh, no.



My analyst told me

that I was right out of my head.

He said I need treatment.

But I'm not that easily led.

He said I was the type that was most inclined

when out of his sight

to be out of my mind.

And he thought I was nuts.

No more if's or and's or but's.

Oh, no.



They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild

with all my crazy ideas.

But I knew what was happenin',

I knew I was a genius.

What's so strange when you know that

you're a wizard at three?

I said, "Baby, this is meant for me, me, me, me."



I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight.

That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night.

My parent's got frantic, didn't know what to do.

But I had saw some crazy things

before I came to.

Now, do you think I was crazy?

I may have been only three but I was swingin'.



They all laughed at A. Graham Bell,

they all laughed at Edison,

and also at Einstein.

So why should I feel sorry if they just

didn't understand the reasoning and the logic

that went on in my head.

I had a brain, it was insane.

So I just let them laugh at me

when I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses

all because there was no driver on the top.

Aaaaaaah.



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