Who does she think she is)

(I dunno)

(Do you reckon they’re real?)

(Nah)

(Hi, girls)

(Hi, Louise, you look great)



Ow, ow, twisted and deceitful

All those two-faced people

Taking me for some kind of fool

Ow, ow, pretending to be so nice

Let me give you my advice

I don’t need you, ooh

Friends in disguise

Dressed up in lies

It’s an act that you’re playing

Ow, ow, first you recognise me

Then you criticise me, what’s goin on



Stop your bitchin’

‘Coz you’re so sad

Bitchin’ behind my back

Honey, I don’t need that

So kick it to the curb

Because I heard you’re two-faced

Tryin’ to get in my place

Work too hard to make mistakes

So stop your bitchin’ on me



Ow, ow, they’re so narrow-minded

Truth is so one-sided

They’re just counterfeits

Ow, ow, hot and cold you’re blowing

Keep them walls closed

And who are you trying to kid, eh

Two-faced people are so shallow

Put yourself in my place

Ow, ow, the fairy tales you’re spinning

Sounding so convincing

But I’m at a loss



Stop your bitchin’

‘Coz you’re so sad

Bitchin’ behind my back

Honey, I don’t need that

So kick it to the curb

Because I heard you’re two-faced

Tryin’ to get in my place

Work too hard to make mistakes

So stop your bitchin’ on me



Poison words are spoken

My faith in you is broken

But I’ll make it on my own



Ow, ow, twisted and deceitful

All those two-faced people

Taking me for some kind of fool

Ow, ow, they’re so narrow-minded

Truth is so one-sided

But honey you’re wrong



Stop your bitchin’

‘Coz you’re so sad

Bitchin’ behind my back

Honey, I don’t need that

So kick it to the curb

Because I heard you’re two-faced

Tryin’ to get in my place

Work too hard to make mistakes

So stop your bitchin’ on me



Stop your bitchin’

‘Coz you’re so sad

Bitchin’ behind my back

Honey, I don’t need that

So kick it to the curb

Because I heard you’re two-faced

Tryin’ to get in my place

Work too hard to make mistakes

So stop your bitchin’ on me



Stop this hipocracy

You’re criticising me

‘Coz I don’t wanna be

With two-faced people, yeah

(Ya know, she’s probably talking behind our backs right now)

(She probably is, she’s like that)

(She’s two-faced)

(You never know what she’s gonna say, hahaha)

(I cant’ believe you said that about me)

(Believe it, honey