My friends call me Two Gun I answer when they call

My friends call me Two Gun I answer when they call

I got one in my boot top, one in my overalls

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Well, I rode me some freight trains, I've rode me some aeroplanes

I've rode some freight trains, I've rode some aeroplanes

I don't care how I travel, I'll get there just the same



Give me water when I'm thirsty a bottle when I'm dry

Water when I'm thirsty a bottle when I'm dry

Play me some sad, sad music when I want to cry

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Well, I got me a good line and it works every time

I got me a good line it works every time

When I start to use it women all stand in line



You may think I'm lyin' what I say ain't true

You may think I'm lyin' what I say ain't true

If you don't believe me, woman, let me try my line on you

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