Born in a trunk with my good shoes on

Well you know I could smell a deal

Wastin' away, now I'm treatin' each day

You know this could be your last



Roy and Tim and Rex and John,

You know they're ready to take a ride

You don't know what you ain't got

You know you just run and hide



Two-Liter Man



Born as a skunk with my good fur on

Well you know I could cop a feel

Wastin' away, just erasin' each day

You know you just broke that chance



You don't know what you ain't got

You know you're ready to give it away

You don't see, no, you aren't free

You know you just (?)



Two-Liter Man

Two-Liter Man



Born in a trunk with my good shoes on

Well you know I could smell a deal

Wastin' away, now I'm chasin' each day

You know this could be your last



Tom and Roy and John and Rex

You know they're ready to make a deal

I don't know what I ain't got

You know I'm ready to break the seal



Two-Liter Man

Two-Liter Man

Two-Liter Man