those clingy black shorts they wear

the tanned and bony knees they bare

the helmets, leather gloves and pumps

the fanny packs upon their rumps

Oh I like I like I like - a man on a bike!



even in a navy three-piece suit

with a briefcase on the carrier to boot

a silver clip encircling the shin

to neatly tuck the pant leg in

Oh I like I like I like - a man on a bike!

MALE CHORUS: (She likes she likes she likes - gentlemen on bikes!)



something bout a man on a bicycle

thats both naughty yet nice-icle

the friendly His!

the muscled thighs

I melt just like an icicle

around a man on a bicycle



when it comes to the art of seduction

by now you must have made the deduction

that a fellow in a car doesnt get very far with me

proving once again that less is more

I say two wheels are much hotter than four

and a 5 speed or a 10 speed gives me all the speed I really need

to drive me to ecstasy



what a thrilling non-polluting sight

men pedalling with all their might

crouched like panthers over handlebars

trying not to be run down by cars

Oh I like I like I like - a man on a bike!



I just know they must be special guys

I confess they make me fantasize

keep your movie stars for what theyre worth

give me a man who wants to save the earth

Oh I like I like I like - a man on a bike!

MALE CHORUS: (She likes she likes she likes - gentlemen on bikes!)



something bout a man on a bicycle

thats both naughty yet nice-icle

the friendly His!

the muscled thighs

I melt just like an icicle

around a man on a bicycle



Oh I like I really like - a man on a bike!

Yes I like I like I like - a man on a bike!