Performed by 2gether

Written by brian gunn, mark gunn, josh schwartz and brian kieruff



I'm losing my hair

And my vision is shady

Last night i dreamt

Of an overweight lady.

But i need a young thing

To keep up with my pace

To hold me in her arms,

And take me straight to second base



I know my calculus

It says you + me = us

Yeah, oh, sing it chad, for me

I know my calculus

It says you + me = us

{oh yeah}

Calculus



Semi-rap:

Yeah..haha..c'mon..we're together

(we're together)

Girl algebra or trigonometry could never equal up

To what you do to me

So let's intergrate

Don't differentiate

If you were in my class,

There ain't no way i could pass

I hate english, gym, and not to mention

I can't even afford to pay my attention

No philosophy could ever come between us

But we'll always have our calculus



Chorus

I know my calculus

It says u + me = us

Said i know my calculus

It says u + me = us

We're together forever, c'mon



Calculus, calculus

[westsideee] *i think it should be easttsieeedeee!!



Go go go go go go go go go go (repeat)

Ooh baby, oh lord

U + me = us



Well, i've never been good at history

And i don't give a crap about robert e. lee

When it comes to cosines,

I know a thing or two

And i kicked ass on the test about me and you



Chorus



You (u)

Plus sign (+)

Me (me)

Equal sign (=)

Us (us)



Girl, no subject comes close to you.

2gether sing it



I know my calculuh-uh-uh-ussss



Repeat chorus

Repeat until end


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