I'm losing my hair

And my vision is shady

Last night I dreamt

Of an overweight lady

But I need a young thing

To keep up with my pace

To hold me in her arms

And take me straight to second base



I know my calculus,

It says you plus me equals us

I know my calculus,

It says you plus meequals us

Calculus....



(Rap)

Your algebra and trigonometry

Could never equal up

To what you do to me

So lets integrate differenciate

If you were in my class

There ain't no way I could pass

I hate english, gym

And not to mention, I can't even afford to pay my attention

If phylosophy should ever come between us

But we'll always have our calculus



Chorus:

I know my calculus

it says you + me = us

I know my calculus

it says you + me = us

Calculus



You say

Calculus

Oh baby

oh lord!

Oh us

I say you + me = us oh...



Yeah I've never been good at history

And I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee

When it comes to co signs I know a thing or two

And I kicked ass on the test about me and you



Chorus



You plus sign me equal sign us

You plus sign me equal sign us



(speaking)

Girl, no subject comes close to you

2gether sing it!



I know my calculus

Chorus