Performed by Daphne & Celeste)





I SAW YOU WALKING DOWN THE STREET JUST THE OTHER DAY

I DIDN'T SEE YOUR DAMAGE FROM THAT FAR AWAY

I SHOULD HAVE GOT A CLUE WHEN THE KIDS STARTED SCREAMING

YOU WALKED UP TO ME WITH YOUR BUCK TEETH A GLEAMING

YOUR HAIR WAS ALL FRIZZY AND YOUR FACE WAS A MESS

I THOUGHT IT WAS A SACK BUT IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE DRESS

YOU HURT THE TREES FEELINGS AND THE BIRDS ALL FLEW

I DON'T MEAN TO INSULT YOU

OH WAIT! YES I DO.





YOUR TEETH ARE YELLOW, THEY'RE COVERED IN MOULD

YOU'RE ONLY FOURTEEN YOU LOOK A HUNDRED YEARS OLD

WHEN LOOKS WERE HANDED OUT YOU WERE LAST IN LINE

YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE

DID YOU FALL OFF A BUILDING AND LAND ON YOUR HEAD

OR DID A TRUCK RUN OVER YOUR FACE INSTEAD

THERE AIN'T NO PILL COS YOU AIN'T ILL



YOU'RE UGLY!

U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY EH! HEY! YOU UGLY X2





WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IS TO WEAR A MASK

AND BOOK THAT PLASTIC SURGEON FAST - (GIRL)

YOU'RE SCARY - YOU'RE HAIRY I HEARD ABOUT YOU

YOU'RE THE MAIN ATTRACTION AT THE CITY ZOO

YOU'RE SO FAT AND UGLY WITH A BELLY FULL OF FLAB

WHEN YOU WEAR A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE SHOUT OUT CAB

(SO FUNNY)





YOU GOT EYES LIKE A PIG AND YOUR NOSE IS BIG

AND WITH HAIR LIKE THAT YOU SHOULD BE WEARING A WIG

UNCLE FESTER REMEMBER HIM? I NEVER KNEW THAT YOU HAD A TWIN

YOU CAN'T DISGUISE YOUR GOOGLY EYES

IN THE MISS UGLY PAGEANT YOU WIN FIRST PRIZE

YO MAMA SAYS YOU UGLY -

YOU UGLY!





U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY EH! HEY! YOU UGLY X2

GET BUSY X9

YO MAMA SAYS YOUR UGLY

GET BUSY

YO MAMA SAYS YOUR UGLY

GET BUSY

YO MAMA SAYS YOUR UGLY

GET BUSY YOUR UGLY!



U.U.U.U.

NOW I FEEL LIKE BLONDIE





U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY EH! HEY! YOU UGLY X2



QUASIMODO

CAMEL BREATH

SQUAREHEAD

UGLY!



CHICKEN LEGS

PIG FACE

CHIN LIKE BUBBA

UGLY!



FISH LIPS

TOAD LICKER

POINDEXTER

UGLY!



SPAGHETTI ARMS

LIMP BUTT

FREAK SHOW -UGLY!



U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY EH! HEY! YOU UGLY X1





U.G.L.Y - YOU COULD MAKE AN ONION CRY





U.G.L.Y - LIKE AN ALIEN CHASED BY THE F.B.I.





U.G.L.Y X6

U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY