When I saw you at the grocery store

You were sharin a shopping cart with her

And I couldnt turn and run away

I didnt know what to say

You introduced us for the first time

And I had to look her in the eye

But you could not have imagined my surprise

Cant you see?

Youre leaving me

For an ugly girl

Does she talk about politics?

And all that stuff that used to makes me sick

Does she smoke cigars and stay up late

Oh shes so great

Does she tell you what you want to here?

And I bet she could grow a beard

I feel better thinking you were queer

Its not fair

I cant compare

To an ugly girl

To an ugly girl

Lalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalalalalala

Lalalalalalala

Lalalalalalalala

Lalalalalala hhahah

Hahaha the jokes on me

I feel jealous and I feel mean

Shes so nice

That it makes up for her face

Theres no way, do you have to keep your eyes closed

Do you have to keep the lights down low?

Oh I bet you wish you had a blind fold

CAN