(Spoken)

Boy that's some ugly woman, I'm telling you!

That woman's so ugly, she can draw a blister on a brick, man,

but she's all right! You seen a REAL ugly woman?



I've seen your wife!

That's her! That's her!

You know she was so ugly when she was a little girl.



Huh?

Her father used to take her to work with him every morning.

And I say, why do you take the poor kid out every morning that early,

you know? He says, She's so doggone ugly he hate to kiss her goodbye,

so he take her with him, you know.



Some ugly child!



(Sung)

You's some ugly woman, but you's all right with me

Yeah, you is some ugly woman, but you's all right with me

You're the woman I love and that is sweet enough for me



She's the woman that I love, she takes my appetite

She's the woman I love, she takes my appetite

She the sweetest woman I ever seen in my life



She got a face like a monkey, hair like a teddybear

She got a face like a monkey, hair like a teddybear

She the ugliest woman that I ever seen anywhere



(Instrumental break:)

Go on, get that ugly woman for me now, call her up!

Lord have mercy



She got pretty smooth skin, just like a elephant hide

She got pretty smooth skin, just like a elephant hide

When you see that ugly woman, honey you know that I ain't lyin'



An ugly woman, boy!