Rule Britannia

The bitch’s scammed us

No smiling union jacks

My friends, I want my money back

And I said, what about the system?

I think no one will miss them

Brain dead corpses in the House of Lords

And we can all learn a thing or two from Guy Fawkes



Cos this is not the United Kingdom

This is not the United Kingdom

This is not the United Kingdom

This is not the UK



Cos this is not the United Kingdom

This is not the United Kingdom

This is not the United Kingdom

This is not the UK



Rule Britannia

What she ever done for me?

Stuck a nail in the coffin of my national pride

And made the tourists hate me

I said this, this green and emerald isle

It’s just 800 miles of bile

High rise car parks, ash tray dirt?

And we can still learn a thing or two from Guy Fawkes



Cos this is not the United Kingdom

This is not the United Kingdom

This is not the United Kingdom

This is not the UK



Cos this is not the United Kingdom

This is not the United Kingdom

This is not the United Kingdom

This is not the UK



Rule Britannia

Cos England never never will be saved



Rule Britannia

Our first national scam

Watching starving children on her TV screen

While she’s shacking up with her uncle Sam



Cos this is not the United Kingdom

This is not the United Kingdom

This is not the United Kingdom

This is not the UK



Cos this is not the United Kingdom

This is not the United Kingdom

This is not the United Kingdom

This is not the UK