We're so sorry, uncle albert,

We're so sorry if we caused you any pain.

We're so sorry, uncle albert,

But there's no one left at home

And i believe i'm gonna rain.



We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day,

We're so sorry, uncle albert,

But if anything should happen

We'll be sure to give a ring.



"we're so sorry, uncle albert,

But we haven't done a bloody thing all day.

We're so sorry, uncle albert,

But the kettle's on the boil

And we're so eas'ly called away."



Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh,

Doo-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh,

Uh-uh -



Hands across the water, heads across the sky,

Hands across the water, heads across the sky.



Admiral halsey notified me,

He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea.

I had another look and i had a cup of tea and a butter pie.





"couldn't put it in something else

So i pulled it in the pie, alright!"



Hands across the water, heads across the sky,

Hands across the water, heads across the sky.



Live a little, be a gypsy, get around,

Get your feet up off the ground,

Live a little, get around.



Live a little, be a gypsy, get around,

Get your feet up off the ground,

Live a little, get around.



Hands across the water, heads across the sky,

Hands across the water, heads across the sky.