Shut your fucking face uncle fu-uh

Your a boner biting bastard uncle fu-cka-a-a

I thought I told you that we won't stop, thought I told you that we won't stop!

Shut your fucking face uncle fu-uh

Your a cock-sucking ass licking uncle fu-uh

Your an uncle fu-uh yes its true nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Shut your fucking face uncle fuck-aaaaahhhh

Your the one that fucked your uncle you uncle fu-uh

You don't eat or sleep or mow the la-wn

You just fuck your uncle all day lo-ng

*farts and skips part with traffic guy*

Uncle fu-uh uncle fu-uh uncle fu-uh uncle fu-uh

*two farts*

Shut your fucking face uncle fu-uh

Your a boner biting bastard uncle fu-uh

Your an uncle fucka I must sa-ay

Well, you fucked your uncle yester-day

Uncle Fu-uh

That's U-N-C-L-E, fu-uh you!

Uncle fu-uh!!!!!!!!

Good Night!

Suck my Balls!

I thought I told you that we won't stop...