All right,

All you inductees fall out and form some kinda line or something

I want all you young ladies to stick your chests out

And get your hips to move!

'Cause Uncle Jam wants you to join his army!

Come on, y'all



I know it's early, but you gotta get down.

Go on and rock, Sue, rock!

I'm a soldier, in the army, of Uncle Jam

Come on and work out in that foxhole.

Ain't no need to get dirty, but you can get down

This is the army with the mission to rescue dance music from the blahs

We're not gonna do it by fighting--Get up! Get down!

Uncle Jam wants you to funk with him

La da dee da dee dee dee dee da



You said you'd be ready, if he called on you

Now he's a righteous kind of leader

Just demanding funk and groove from you

Get down

I see you out there in that field, riding on that 88, feeling ok haHEY!

So you want to dance? You've got to join Uncle Jam's army.

Pick your feet up

Come on y'all

If you want to dance? You've got to join Uncle Jam's army.



Alright you mugs- this is Uncle Jam's army, see?

And we're on groove maneuvers, see

I don't want nobody sweatin' til I tell ya

You gotta you gotta you got to

Marching in the foxhole

All right you mugs, so you want to dance?

This is Uncle Jam's army, and we're on groove maneuvers, see

You've got to join Uncle Jam's army



Just marching to the groove, honey

Got it going on the good foot

Gotta get on up

Happy feet, happy foot, happy time

Marching in this army

Marching in this army, see

Rescuing dance music from the blahs

Rescuing dance music from the blahs

Wake up!



Come on, y'all

Now here's where we start steppin'

Like we ought to do.

You've got to join Uncle Jam's army

Wear those colors that make you look like you belong

Hey boy, cut your hair!

Come give it to me

March to the left, right, march to the left

On and rock now, funky, y'all, come on and rock now

March to your left, it's funky now? to the tune of Jam

Get it honey

I know you're groovin' when you're movin' now, come on

And get funky with your Uncle, baby

I'm your thrill sergeant!

Uncle Jam wants you to funk with him

La da dee da dee dee dee dee da



If he calls on you

Allright you mugs, so you want to dance, hey?

Uncle Jam wants you! Uncle Jam wants you!

I - I don't think ya heard me

Uncle Jam wants you Uncle Jam wants you to funk with him

Come on, I said he wants you

He wants you to jam with him

Hey boy, whatcha doing sweatin' over there

Didn't I tell ya, ya ain't supposed to be sweatin', boy?

You-You-You You gotta you gotta you got to

You got to make me feel good

Oh there's something coming over me

I think I'll join, join the army

Sacrificing everything but the beat

Sometimes we got to fall in the foxhole called life

And I look up, and I don't see nobody trying to help me out

Ohh, I feel good tonight



Now that was allright,

But some of you all ain't doin' what you're supposed to do

I just see a few hands clapping out there

Uncle Jam's army, here- yeah.

Disturbing the peace at the bridge of the river quiet.

Marching in the name of the groove.

No AWOP-absent without the P.

Uncle Jam's army here-so you wanna dance?

This is booty do your duty time.

We're soldiers on booty patrol.

And I'm your thrill sergeant

And he's your thrill sergeant.

Gonna keep you on your toes, cause Uncle Jam wants you

To do what you're supposed to do, and join his army!



All right you mugs, one more time!

I see you there marching in a foxhole

But there's one thing I want to say to you

Gotta reel it up and turn it round and round

So you wanna dance, eh?

Let me hear you say it loud and proud!

Feeling good? Let me knock on wood

Disturb the peace at the bridge of the river quiet

Loud and proud!

On to the left right, on to the one

On to the left right, on to the left

All right you mugs, so you wanna dance, eh

It's on the one!

All right you mugs, pick 'em up

It's on the one!

March to the left