We are undergoing treatment

Watching other's on the news

Reading our worst reviews

They say we'll get over it

Disappear like dinosaurs

To the sound of small applause

Resign to midprice section



If you ever see me walking in the garden

Don't ever ask me for an autograph

And if you ever see me in the arcade

Don't even stop me for a photograph



We are undergoing treatment

'Till our ethic fits the scene

Layed out in Q magazine

They crave our conformitys

Medicore to the bone

Terrified testosterone

But why do we still face the music?

If you ever see me in the garden

Don't ever ask me...



Now and then

You get the strangest notion

There's something missing

That keeps you getting

Wild ambition

Can you really blame us?

Can you entertain us?

Can you give a little more?



If you ever see me in the garden

Don't ever ask me for an autograph

If you ever see me in the arcade

Don't even stop me for a photograph



We are undergoing treatment

Will the doctor ever cure

These dillusions of granduer