She left me once, she left me twice

She left me three times or more

But no, she didn't leave me at all

It's harder to smile when you've lied to a friend

But no, it's not hard at all



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So it's back to the house and the wife and the kids

It's high time that she realised

But no, no it doesn't show

It was lucky I brought my disguise



Well if things never change I'll be back there again

I dare say there's some good in the bad

Deceit is a friend I've embraced him with ease

I missed out some of the chances I've had



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