Give a man a uniform

He'll give you a hard time

Educate you about AIDS

The new moralistic crime

Things they never dreamed of

When they were a youth

No drink, no drugs, no women

And always tell the absolute goddamn truth

Goddamn truth!

Uniform choice!

Things were really different

In those far gone days

No punk, bloody murderers,

Revolutionaries or gays

People always knew

Their own place in life

To stay at home, have some kids

And fuck their fucking wife