I'm proud to a union man

I make those meetings when I can, yeah

I pay my dues ahead of time

When the benefits come I'm last in line, yeah

I'm proud to be a union man



Every fourth Friday at 10 am

There's a meeting of the A F of M. yeah

Chairman

"This meeting will now come to order

Is there any new business?"

Member

"Yeah, I think 'Live music are better'

Bumper stickers should be issued"

Chairman

"What was that?"

Member

"'Live music is better' bumper stickers

Should be issued"

Chairman

"The gentleman says

'Live music is better' bumper stickers

Should be issued

All in favour of what he said

Signify by sayin' 'ay'"

Members

"Ay!"

Chairman

"If, however, you are opposed

Signify by saying 'no'"

I'm proud to be a union man.